She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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