4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
