the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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