Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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