I'm drive I can fine osifer
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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