i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Text me some of your sweat
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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