If that was your dad, he is hot
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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