my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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