There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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