I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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