Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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