How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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