Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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