So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
There r osticjed everywhere
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
