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we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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