I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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