dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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