Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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