school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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