went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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