ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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