Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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