she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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