I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
My vagina just clenched in fear
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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