can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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