Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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