the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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