ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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