Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize
