bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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