there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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