Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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