New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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