At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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