Porn is love you can see.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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