well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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