Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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