Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
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