I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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