i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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