what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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