No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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