we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
