so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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