How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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