yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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