Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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