It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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