I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
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