Pants 0. Shit 1.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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