But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
someone owes me an orgasm
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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