Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
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