And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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