Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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