We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Randomize
