The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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