were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
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